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"Almost Another Jester's Journal"

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- Part 2 -
 

June 1, 2000 - December 30, 2001
 

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Junival 1 - A Bunch Of Hooey?! Try A BOUQUET, Pal!

Junival 3 - A Medicine For Excess Consciousness

Junival 6 - This Entry Does NOT Contain The Word "Cheese"

Junival 7 - Why It's Logically Impossible For Me To Cut Grass

Junival 9 - I Am NOT A Sooty Mangabey!

Junival 10 - Dear Jester...

Junival 12 - Just Another Margarine, Roseanne, And Emu Kind Of Entry (Bring Your Own Kleenex!)

Junival 14 - Never Stick A Shriner In A Toaster When Your Bread Gets Stuck!

Junival 17 - Debriefing The Wife

Junival 18 - Debriefing The Wife (Part 2 - with a side order of catfish)

Junival 25 - Monday Update In The Convenient Friday Pouch

Junival 26 - The Next Best Thing To Necrophilia

Junival 27 - 6 Photos Packed In Hand-Crumpled Words

Junival 28 - Are YOU My New Neighbor? Hi! PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY BUCKHORN!

Junival 29 - One Moment In Time (As Opposed To What? One Moment In Cleopatra's Nose? Let's Get Real)

Junival 30 - A Midsummer Night's Blather

Julitis 4 - Things That Go Munch In The Night

Julitis 5 - Close Encounter Of The Furred Kind (Followed By A Dick Test)

Julitis 6 - Peony Envy (And Other Delights!)

Julitis 7 - The World Gone Mad (Plus Or Minus Three Neuroses)

Julitis 9 - Harry Potter And The Entry Of Refuge

Julitis 10 - Why I Don't Drink More Often

Julitis 11 - How Fast Is The Cuckoo? How Hot Is The Sun? (And Will Someone At Least Deport Marmaduke?)

Julitis 13 - My Words... Your Screen... What Do You Say, Baby?

Julitis 19 - THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY

Julitis 22 - Don't Be A Fool - Let ME Bite You!

Julitis 24 - Jester Denies All (And So Do I!)

Julitis 25 - For Marlo, With New & Improved Fragrance

Auggie 18 - A Common Entry From A Poor Website Which Humbly Accepts Your Decision To Read It

Auggie 19 - Have You Seen My Bunny??

Auggie 20 - An Open Letter To My Eyebrows

Auggie 21 - An Entry To Take Personally

Auggie 22 - A Heretofore Unsuspected Talent Of The Human Neck & Head

Auggie 23 - Reading Accidents Happen - Are YOU Insured?

Auggie 24 - Surviving Cat Ownership Is Better Than A Mere Million Bucks

Auggie 25 - Snit

Auggie 27 - The Importance of Having Beliefs

Auggie 28 - The Unexamined Wallet Is Not Worth Posting

Auggie 29 - Just Because I Love You...

Auggie 30 - Wednesday, My Wednesday (For Sale By Owner - Cheap!)

Auggie 31 - Just One Of The Hazards Of Leaving One's Room...

Simptempter 1 - A Special Message From The General Vicinity Of My Heart

Simptempter 2 - Next Year I'll Just Snort The Miracle-Gro And Cut Out The Scary Middlemen

Simptempter 4 - Minding My MH's and L's (Meat Hooks & Labornasiums)

Simptempter 5 - Four Wisps In Search Of A Breeze

Simptempter 6 - AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Simptempter 8 - I'm Back! (Kiss-Kiss)

Simptempter 9 - My Stunning Books & Big Biretta

Simptempter 12 - How To Over-Stimulate The Aged Human Brain So It'll Sleep Better During Nap Time

Simptempter 13 - Hasty Notes From A Hungry Man

Simptempter 14 - When Flights Of Fancy Get Grounded By Fog

Simptempter 18 - Life's Little Pleasures

Simptempter 19 - How My Chance Visit To The Clinic Stands To Benefit All Of California

Simptempter 20 - Scam O' My Dreams!

Simptempter 25 - Summer - June 21-Sept 22 - RIP

Simptempter 27 - Doorknobs

Simptempter 29 - Marilyn Monroe, Jester, And The Sweet Smell Of Garbage

Jack-O'Tober 1 - Apples, Etc.

Jack-O'Tober 3 - My Debate Questions For Bush & Gore

Jack-O'Tober 4 - Sniffing The Rubble From A Safe Distance

Jack-O'Tober 6 - Surviving My First VP Debate Without Anesthesia

Jack-O'Tober 7 - A Red-Letter Day - But Which Letter??

Jack-O'Tober 8 - CAUTION: Fashion Crisis Ahead!

Jack-O'Tober 9 - NOT A Good Time To Sneak Up Behind Me And Go "Moo"

Jack-O'Tober 11 - Latest Pooled Mind Drips

Jack-O'Tober 15 - Are YOUR Neighbors Aware Of Proper Halloween Procedures?

Jack-O'Tober 19 - Squirrels & Plumbers & Running Dog Lackeys Of The Effete Bourgeoisie - Oh, MY!

Jack-O'Tober 26 - Spigot Dreams Come True - They Can Happen To YOU!

Test Blather

March 27, 2001 - Is It My Mind That's Dripping Again Or Yours?

March 28, 2001 - Not Quite The Absentee Blatherlord I May Seem

March 29, 2001 - Why You Might Notice A Sudden Surge In U.S. Productivity Figures For March

March 30, 2001 - Caught Between A Wing And A Purr Box

April 1, 2001 - If Roger Ebert Was A Shameless Arachnidphiliac, The World Would Be A Better Place

April 3, 2001 - Overly Helpful Protozoa & Impresarios

April 4, 2001 - Love Never Dies (But It Does Enjoy Recess 5 Days A Week)

April 5, 2001 - WŁnschen Sie Kometen Mit Dem?

April 6, 2001 - From Korea To Oz In 63 Seconds Flat

April 7, 2001 - The World Turned Upside Right!

April 9, 2001 - Until It's Happened To You, You'll Just Never Understand...

April 10, 2001 - Of Roosters, Bones, & Gilbert O'Sullivan

April 11, 2001 - Canada, Oh Canada - Was It Static Cling That Drove You To It?

April 13, 2001 - The One That Begins Weak And Then Pointlessly Works Its Way Down To John Denver's Toes

April 14, 2001 - Vitamin E: Passport To The Twilight Zone

April 15, 2001 - My First Sunday Entry After The First Full Moon Of Spring (MFSEATFFMOS)

April 16, 2001 - Too Big To Cry, Too Small To Stomp On Tokyo

April 17, 2001 - Brave New Blather

April 18, 2001 - And Best Regards To Your Impotent Husband

April 19, 2001 - From Doggie Doo To Serotonin Sponge Cake

April 22, 2001 - PUBLIC NOTICE TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

April 23, 2001 - With Apologies For My Little Faunchie

April 24, 2001 - Trapped Between The New Moon & Secretaries' Day

April 25, 2001 - Confessions

May 1, 2001 - Mind-Blown Blather

May 2, 2001 - Searching For China, Settling For Greece

May 7, 2001 - Secular Antism

May 11, 2001 - Country & Eastern Music

May 16, 2001 - Sleepless In Ohio

May 17, 2001 - My Magical Encounter With Vanessa

June 1, 2001 - Wringing Out My Mind

August 19, 2001 - Dear Journal...

August 20, 2001 - Re-installing Myself

August 23, 2001 - McNightmare

August 27, 2001 - Collecting The Thoughts That Blew Off The Mind
That I Inexpertly Strapped Atop The Car That Moved My Ass To Columbus

August 31, 2001 - Castaway In A Kitchen

September 7, 2001 - How To Make Your Own Columbus

September 12, 2001 - My Very Private Thoughts On A Very Public Day

September 14, 2001 - Fingering My Exit Wounds

September 16, 2001 - Fever, Fatigue, And Fatalism

September 18, 2001 - Shooting The Rapids While Time Stands Still

September 20, 2001 - Maybe We Should Bomb The Hell Out Of Hell?

September 26, 2001 - Of Mammoths, Mastodons, Bushes, And Gods

October 2, 2001 - An Entry Too Damn Lazy To Go Out And Apprehend The Title It Deserves

October 12, 2001 - This Ain't No Disco, Either

October 16, 2001 - Panning For Wisdom, Settling For Words

October 18, 2001 - Seven Books

November 1, 2001 - Compost

November 3, 2001 - Compare & Contrast

November 5, 2001 - Freshly Raked Words

November 14, 2001 - Official Leaf Recount Results

November 18, 2001 - Enough About Your Cheese - Who Moved MY November?!

November 19, 2001 - Playing With Myself

November 20, 2001 - This Magic Moment

November 23, 2001 - Tryptophantasmagoria

November 30, 2001 - What's Expected Of Us

December 2, 2001 - Recent Additions To My Truth Collection

December 11, 2001 - What I've Been Down To Lately

December 13, 2001 - The Christmas Tree: Festive Decoration Or Highly Addictive Weed?

December 17, 2001 - Looking Down The Barrel Of A Smoking Gun

December 22, 2001 - Is That A Monkey On Your Back Or Did You Remarry?

December 24, 2001 - My First Annual Christmas Message To The World

December 30, 2001 - Unwritten Entries Reduced For Quick Sale



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