25, 41 A.B.
Entry Is Dedicated To
the daughter of Danny Thomas...
I Almost Accidentally Killed Myself Before I Got A Chance
So I was doing laundry this morning and I went to get the Downy fabric
softener out of the cupboard but it wasn't in the cupboard and no matter
how hard I looked at the cupboard the Downy refused to be in the
cupboard (something they never tell you about in the commercials).
Don't tell the insurance company which had to pay $2800 to have my stomach pumped, but it was worth it.
Wanna feel my tongue?
Shouldn't we have second aid kits, just in case our first aid kits crash,
freeze up, or otherwise suffer a fatal systems error?
Sudden Question #2 - 7
Did Elvis ever sing about soybeans?
Apology To Marlo Thomas
I'm sorry, Sweetie. I really didn't intend to use foul language in
the one and only entry I'm probably ever gonna dedicate to you.
I'll let ya feel my tongue if you do.
What do ya say...?
*Mountain fresh tongue dangle*
Julitis 25th is a VERY important day.
If it wasn't for Julitis 25th, Julitis 24th and Julitis 26th would slap
into each other like two mackerel on the fishmonger's truck when he takes
a curve too fast.
You know, virtually everything makes sense if ya just stop and really
think about it....
Dedicated To The Memory Of Ted Bessell
Forward To My Next Entry
(©Now by Dan
Birtcher while wondering how many blondes it takes to change the subject)
Note: Reruns of "That Girl" were shown as part of ABC's daytime lineup from June 1969 through March 1972. If you wanna go back in time to see the show, but don't want to go all the way back to its 1966 debut, just set your Wayback Machine for March 1972.