Junival 10, 41 A.B.
Dear Jester -
You really are the best cat EVER. You're cute. You're sweet.
You're smart. A true delight for the eyes and a real breeze to care
for. I don't know how I ever managed to get along without your speedbump
impersonations or all those remarkable contortionistic butt-lickings.
And I'm certainly not worthy of your divine presence now.
There. I think that says it all - both for you and the whole wide world.
NOW will you please tell me where you hid the remote like you promised you would if I posted this??
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