Ms. May 21, 41 A.B.
Day Of Medical Transcriptionist Week!)))
dog named 'Zoe' in Belfast, Ireland,
- The Toledo Blade,
May 18, 2000, section D, p. 3
Why There Was No Entry Yesterday
Ummm - didn't read that quote in red up there?
I accidentally ingested squid ink.
What I Thought As I Lay There NOT Dying After All
"Gee, I wonder if Martha Stewart squeezes her own squid?"
Jester Cat Update
He's helping my wife grade senior term papers. It's a job he's expected to perform every May. After scattering these papers randomly around the living room, my wife smears his feet with red ink and allows him to roam freely (occasionally helped along by the sounds of a suddenly activated vacuum cleaner). The more red ink that ends up on a paper after 28 minutes, the worse the grade. The students are left to puzzle over what the red ink is supposed to indicate exactly as if it had been put there by one of the three teachers in Ohio still using old, discredited methods of measuring pupil abilities. Jester gets a tasty treat as his reward. I am left wondering if there are now cephalopod fluids all over my favorite chair....
Word has just reached me that our local TV station is moving its newscast
to Mexico to save on labor costs. Since that station's reporters
virtually never leave the news room to gather the news anyway, I'm told
to expect very little if any noticeable decline in overall quality.
Deep, Dark, Dirty Secret
I've often wondered that about Martha before.
A la Carga
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(©Now by the still obviously queasy Dan Birtcher)