Wednesday, June 26, 43 A.B.
How To Move Hippos Like A Pro
DON'T use a tranquilizer gun. Tranquilized hippos can wander into the water, fall asleep, and drown.
Here's what you do instead:
1) Hide the hippo food.
2) Put some choice hippo treats in the far end of your hippo carrier.
3) Patiently wait for the hippo to get hungry and wander into the carrier.
4) Close the door and be on your way with hippo safely in hand instead of dead and bloated in a nearby body of water.
Repeat as necessary.
(©Now by a DJ Birtcher who may not know much
but is glad to share what he does know)