The Official
"Almost Another Jester's Journal"
Archives!
- Part 2 -
June 1, 2000 - December 30, 2001
(Not Responsible For Items Left Unattended While You're Reading This Page)
Junival 1 - A Bunch Of Hooey?! Try A BOUQUET, Pal!
Junival 3 - A Medicine For Excess Consciousness
Junival 6 - This Entry Does NOT Contain The Word "Cheese"
Junival 7 - Why It's Logically Impossible For Me To Cut Grass
Junival 9 - I Am NOT A Sooty Mangabey!
Junival 10 - Dear Jester...
Junival 12 - Just Another Margarine, Roseanne, And Emu Kind Of Entry (Bring Your Own Kleenex!)
Junival 14 - Never Stick A Shriner In A Toaster When Your Bread Gets Stuck!
Junival 17 - Debriefing The Wife
Junival 18 - Debriefing The Wife (Part 2 - with a side order of catfish)
Junival 25 - Monday Update In The Convenient Friday Pouch
Junival 26 - The Next Best Thing To Necrophilia
Junival 27 - 6 Photos Packed In Hand-Crumpled Words
Junival 28 - Are YOU My New Neighbor? Hi! PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY BUCKHORN!
Junival 29 - One Moment In Time (As Opposed To What? One Moment In Cleopatra's Nose? Let's Get Real)
Junival 30 - A Midsummer Night's Blather
Julitis 4 - Things That Go Munch In The Night
Julitis 5 - Close Encounter Of The Furred Kind (Followed By A Dick Test)
Julitis 6 - Peony Envy (And Other Delights!)
Julitis 7 - The World Gone Mad (Plus Or Minus Three Neuroses)
Julitis 9 - Harry Potter And The Entry Of Refuge
Julitis 10 - Why I Don't Drink More Often
Julitis 11 - How Fast Is The Cuckoo? How Hot Is The Sun? (And Will Someone At Least Deport Marmaduke?)
Julitis 13 - My Words... Your Screen... What Do You Say, Baby?
Julitis 19 - THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY
Julitis 22 - Don't Be A Fool - Let ME Bite You!
Julitis 24 - Jester Denies All (And So Do I!)
Julitis 25 - For Marlo, With New & Improved Fragrance
Auggie 18 - A Common Entry From A Poor Website Which Humbly Accepts Your Decision To Read It
Auggie 19 - Have You Seen My Bunny??
Auggie 20 - An Open Letter To My Eyebrows
Auggie 21 - An Entry To Take Personally
Auggie 22 - A Heretofore Unsuspected Talent Of The Human Neck & Head
Auggie 23 - Reading Accidents Happen - Are YOU Insured?
Auggie 24 - Surviving Cat Ownership Is Better Than A Mere Million Bucks
Auggie 25 - Snit
Auggie 27 - The Importance of Having Beliefs
Auggie 28 - The Unexamined Wallet Is Not Worth Posting
Auggie 29 - Just Because I Love You...
Auggie 30 - Wednesday, My Wednesday (For Sale By Owner - Cheap!)
Auggie 31 - Just One Of The Hazards Of Leaving One's Room...
Simptempter 1 - A Special Message From The General Vicinity Of My Heart
Simptempter 2 - Next Year I'll Just Snort The Miracle-Gro And Cut Out The Scary Middlemen
Simptempter 4 - Minding My MH's and L's (Meat Hooks & Labornasiums)
Simptempter 5 - Four Wisps In Search Of A Breeze
Simptempter 6 - AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
Simptempter 8 - I'm Back! (Kiss-Kiss)
Simptempter 9 - My Stunning Books & Big Biretta
Simptempter 12 - How To Over-Stimulate The Aged Human Brain So It'll Sleep Better During Nap Time
Simptempter 13 - Hasty Notes From A Hungry Man
Simptempter 14 - When Flights Of Fancy Get Grounded By Fog
Simptempter 18 - Life's Little Pleasures
Simptempter 19 - How My Chance Visit To The Clinic Stands To Benefit All Of California
Simptempter 20 - Scam O' My Dreams!
Simptempter 25 - Summer - June 21-Sept 22 - RIP
Simptempter 27 - Doorknobs
Simptempter 29 - Marilyn Monroe, Jester, And The Sweet Smell Of Garbage
Jack-O'Tober 1 - Apples, Etc.
Jack-O'Tober 3 - My Debate Questions For Bush & Gore
Jack-O'Tober 4 - Sniffing The Rubble From A Safe Distance
Jack-O'Tober 6 - Surviving My First VP Debate Without Anesthesia