"Almost Another Jester's Journal"

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Dec. 6, 1999 - Trying To Do A Second Time What Shouldn't Be Done At All

Dec. 7 - Tuesdays With Morris

Dec. 8 - Holiday Kooking Tips

Dec. 9 - Why Cut Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face
When You Can Cut Off Your Foot And Improve Your Sex Life?

Dec. 10 - Bad Night With A New Bed Buddy

Dec. 11 - Not Just Another Mutter Machine In The Crowd

Dec. 12 - Bedeckered Halls

Dec. 13 - The Worst Christmas Gift Of All Time

Dec. 14 - Hypnotized By Christmas Magic

Dec. 15 - The Day After

Dec. 16 - Embarrassing Confessions

Dec. 17 - Six Reasons To Be Happy

Dec. 18 - Routine Perspective Maintenance

Dec. 19 - A Case Of Mistaken Identity?

Dec. 20 - Getting Educated, Turning Sweet

Dec. 21 - Solstice Caroling

Dec. 22 - My New Job

Dec. 23 - A Quick Update

Dec. 24 - For Dan So Loves The World, He Gives Unto It His Only Kitty

Dec. 26 - Eggnogdelic Reflections

Dec. 27 - Welcome, Newbies!

Dec. 29 - Always Wash Your Pizza Twice Before Eating

Dec. 30 - Growing Home

Dec. 31 - An Open Letter To The New Millennium

Jesterary 1 - Putting The Future Behind Me

Jesterary 2 - Urges & Observations

Jesterary 3 - The Best, The Worst, Etc.

Jesterary 4 - Pulling Unruly Words From My Head By The Handful

Jesterary 5 - Turning The Spotlight To My Blind Spots

Jesterary 6 - Things In Rearview Mirror Are Fuzzier Than They Appear

Jesterary 7 - Trapped In The Mirror

Jesterary 8 - Video Shock Therapy

Jesterary 9 - In Sickness And In Health (And Even When One Can't Tell The Two Apart)

Jesterary 10 - Summing Up The 20th Century In Just 32 Characters

Jesterary 11 - Wanton Blather

Jesterary 12 - Reminiscing About The Future

Jesterary 13 - Yet Another Entry

Jesterary 14 - The True Value Of An Ear Lies In The Eye Of The Beholder

Jesterary 15 - Conducting A Surprise Inspection Of TV Land

Jesterary 16 - Do Not Read This Entry

Jesterary 17 - Take Two Half-Truths And Call Me In The Morning

Jesterary 19 - Maybe It's Really Because My Sister's Father Was Named Norman?

Jesterary 20 - Letters I've Been Too Busy Writing To Actually Send

Jesterary 21 - Reflections On Secret Agent 002

Jesterary 22 - A Special Entry For A Special Lady

Jesterary 23 - At The Movies

Jesterary 24 - A Sorry Excuse For An Entry

Jesterary 25 - When The Tiger You've Got By The Tail Turns Out To Be A Cowardly Lion

Jesterary 26 - Instant Blather Stew! (Just Add Meaning)

Jesterary 27 - Seven Unfortunate Errors In Judgment

Jesterary 28 - Fever Dream

Jesterary 29 - Just Wondering

Jesterary 30 - Exposing Myself

Fibucetera 1 - Celluloid Poisoning

Fibucetera 2 - Happy Earthpig Day!

Fibucetera 3 - Bumping, Poking, And Jabbing At (But Not Quite Yet Hitting) The Campaign Trail

Fibucetera 4 - Alone Again, Naturally With A Little Help From My Friends

February 8 - A Message From The Management

Fibucetera 9 - Typing With One Hand Tied Behind My Back

Fibucetera 10 - Will These Fucking Holidays Never End??

Fibucetera 11 - Making A Clean Breast Of Things (Or At Least A Clean Ni- On Second Thought, Let's Just Call This One "Untitled")

Fibucetera 12 - Outdoor Dentistry

Fibucetera 14 - Tailing Valentine's Day As It Weaves Through My Mind

Fibucetera 15 - Defending Myself Against Charges Of Perversion

Fibucetera 17 - Telling Tales Out Of School

Fibucetera 18 - Mainlining The Sea Of Okhotsk

Fibucetera 19 - Entry Tied To A Balloon And Released Into The Sky

Fibucetera 20 - You Think You Really Know Someone And Then... *Sniff*

Fibucetera 21 - Notes Jotted Down While Balancing A Pen On The Tip Of My Nose

Fibucetera 22 - #70

Fibucetera 24 - Guess The Point And Win The Meaning

Fibucetera 25 - A M*A*G*I*C*A*L Day, Or: As Flashy As I Wanna Be

Fibucetera 26 - Challenging A Survey To A Wrestling Match - And Losing

Fibucetera 28 - Today's Catch

Fibucetera 29 - Falling All Over Again For Leap Day

Marchipelago 1 - Jester In Love

Marchipelago 2 - Sniffing Out And Tailing The Secret Rules Of The Game

Marchipelago 3 - Comparing & Contrasting My Balls

Marchipelago 5 - Dear Ashley

Marchipelago 6 - Marchedelic Facts & Musings

Marchipelago 7 - Voting Til It Hurts

Marchipelago 8 - Entry Found Wadded Up In My Head, Blowing Across My Mind

Marchipelago 9 - Exactly As If The Preceding 82 Entries Merit An 83rd

March 10 - Marcholia (CAUTION: Might Be Contagious!)

Marchipelago 11 - Lard

Marchipelago 12 - Time and Memory

Marchipelago 14 - With Apologies To My Imaginary Friends, Hans & Sylvia

Marchipelago 15 - My Sickest Entry Yet

Marchipelago 16 - Cell Without Its Own Domain Name, Prisoner Without A Clue

Marchipelago 17 - Saving The World With The Help Of An Old Writer's Trick

Marchipelago 18 - Fear: Feel One Long Enough, Feel A Second In No Time At All

Marchipelago 19 - a bit of fine tuning before changing the channel

Marchipelago 20 - A Choice Of Irritations

Marchipelago 21 - Happy Claustrofest!

Marchipelago 22 - A few quick notes for the benefit of my future selves

Marchipelago 23 - Gotta Have It

Marchipelago 24 - Now If Only Socrates Or Schopenhauer Had Known About Polling...

Marchipelago 25 - Giving In To The Urge To Abuse Drugs

Marchipelago 26 - Every Small Eurasian Rodent Of The Sub-Family Cricetinae Is Beautiful (In Its Own Way)

Marchipelago 29 - Going To Pieces

Marchipelago 30 - Latest Core Samples

Marchipelago 31 - Mowermas

Aprilcot 1 - Officially Historic Blather

Aprilcot 2 - Randomania

Aprilcot 3 - Procrastinating Fool's Day

Aprilcot 4 - Timequake +3

Aprilcot 5 - Letter To The Sun I'll Never Have

Aprilcot 6 - Spinning On Empty

Aprilcot 7 - Cleaning My Lint Trap

Aprilcot 8 - Is Great Wealth Sane, Moral, Or Healthy?

Aprilcot 9 - The Anti-Capitalist Rant Continues

Aprilcot 10 - Suddenly It's No Longer Later Than I Think!

Aprilcot 12 - Yellow

Aprilcot 13 - Message From The Gods

Aprilcot 14 - Lights Across The Web

Aprilcot 16 - Another Hole In The Swiss Cheese

Aprilcot 17 - Thoughts Within Thoughts

Aprilcot 18 - Tousled Tuesday (NOT A Turn-Around!)

Aprilcot 19 - Confessing To Approximately 36.87 Desperate Cravings

Aprilcot 20 - AN IMPORTANT POSTING EVERY MOTHER SHOULD READ

Aprilcot 21 - Just The Fun Facts, Ma'm

Aprilcot 22 - Zeroing In

Aprilcot 23 - The Fun Never Stops On Bunny Day!

Aprilcot 25 - Into The Woods

Aprilcot 26 - Remedial Education

Aprilcot 27 - Holloween

Aprilcot 28 - Just Friday

Aprilcot 30 - Weekend Update

May 1 - Blather With A "B"

Mrs. May 4 - Happy Anniversary, Baby. Drool Once To Make Me Smile, Twice To Make Me Ecstatic.

Miss May 7 - [The Entry Which Sold Its Title To Feed Its Children]

Ms. May 8 - 7-Minute Entry

Ms. May 11 - The One In Which I Coin The Term "Rats de Cinéma"

Ms. May 13 - Yo, Momma! Slip THIS In Your Vase!

Ms. May 15 - Guest Entry By Wistful Watcher Dan

Ms. May 16 - Does Anybody Want A Spanky?

Ms. May 17 - Nietzsche, Spanking, And Butterscotch Buttons

Ms. May 18 - If I Told You My Cute Little Curly Tail Was Silicon-Free, Would You Change Your Mind?

Ms. May 19 - Lessons From The Spittlebug (And Other Froth)

Ms. May 21 - And What About You? Have YOU Ever Squeezed Your Own...?

Ms. May 23 - It Was A Dark And Stormy Zeitgeist

Ms. May 24 - Don't Read This, Tony Blair - It'll Only Break Your Heart

Ms. May 25 - Yes, Still MORE!

Ms. May 27 - The Seventh Day Of Medical Transcriptionist Week By Any Other Name Would Smell As Medicinal - Get Over It

Ms. May 28 - When Good Entries Are Unable To Be Written By Naked People

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